10 Signs You Work At A Startup

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Fueled

Editorial Team

Pythons

You know you work at a startup when…

  • You wear the same t-shirt every day, but don’t get accused of having questionable hygiene habits.
  • Drinking water out of a wine glass at 11AM seems completely normal.
  • While channel surfing, you see that Animal Planet is airing a program about a rare python and are momentarily baffled.
  • Your feeble summer tan has developed around the outline of an iPhone.
  • You’re developing a new appreciation for adverbs.
  • You’ve been accused of being an app elitist.
  • You overhear a woman talking about a ruby and pearl necklace and assume that she’s delusional.
  • You haven’t used a pen or a piece of paper in months.
  • You think people who still use cash are total luddites.
  • Your smartphone isn’t for making calls, Skype is.